This is something that most of the men on this forum have.
It seems that it is very contagious, too.
For instance, Rock, Cane, Counts, Lung,Pvfan, me, and countless others on here have it.

What is it?

It is when your A S S and your face look so much alike that your balls don't know which way to turn. Kinda like a bald head which is the result of too many u-turns under the bed sheets.